SI vs CRYPTONITE$SIC · Solana
SI vs CRYPTONITE$SIC · Solana
He renamed AI to Super Intelligence. Every superman has a weakness. His is made of cryptonite.
Solana settles in under a second and he has to be faster than that. He is, right up until somebody on the ground opens a wallet, and then the cape starts to feel heavy.
He flies laps over the city. Tap where he is about to be and a crystal goes up. Every hit raises his exposure, shakes $SIC out of his belt and slows him down a little. Hits in a row multiply the coins. Eight hits and he is on the floor.
Eight hits. He's on the floor, the emblem is cracked, and the coins that fell out of his belt are already trading. The lab is calling it a full result.
The crystals are kept in a lead box under a warehouse he is not allowed to enter. The address on the tag is the only one that exists. Anything else with a green glow and a similar name is a fake and he is fine with those.
One billion pieces of cryptonite, minted once and never again. That is enough to cover every rooftop in the city and it is roughly the amount he needs to stay indoors.
The liquidity was sealed in the lead box and the key was thrown into the sun. He tried to fly after it and got about halfway before the green kicked in.
No tax on the way in and none on the way out. The only thing he loses on every trade is altitude, and the chart has been keeping track of that for him.
Nobody owns the contract, which suits him, because the last time somebody owned something green near him he spent a week on the floor of a phone booth.
Every sighting on record, free to take. Caption it, post it, tag the lab. He would rather you didn't, which is the point.
Every coin on the floor is one he could not lift. Pick one up. He will not stop you.
